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Coonridge Digest: Unroll the duct tape, Mr. Boeing…that’s the answer

by Freida Marie Crump

Dear Mr. Boeing,

(I’m not sure whether there is still a Mr. Boeing around and kickin’ but if not, please forward this on to whoever opens the mail at your airplane factory. If it’s recognized as the genius I think it is, give me a call: Coonridge, two longs and three shorts.) Greetin’s from the Ridge.

I don’t care whether you call it "duck tape" or

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