by Freida Marie Crump
Dear Mr. Boeing,
(I’m not sure whether there is still a Mr. Boeing around and kickin’ but if not, please forward this on to whoever opens the mail at your airplane factory. If it’s recognized as the genius I think it is, give me a call: Coonridge, two longs and three shorts.) Greetin’s from the Ridge.
I don’t care whether you call it "duck tape" or