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Osama at the Pearly Gates

by Jack Stapleton, Jr.

by Jack Stapleton, Jr.

St. Peter: “Who approaches the Pearly Gates and seeks entry to the Great Kingdom?”

Osama bin Laden: “It is I, Allah, the greatest leader of the world’s freedom fighters, the Mighty and Invincible Osama bin Laden, leader of men, defender of the faith of Allah the Almighty.”

St. Peter: “Let’s see, where did I put that list? Oh, here it is. Bin

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