by Freida Marie Crump
Greetin’s from the Ridge.
"It may be your last chance to see Abraham Lincoln’s nose! Only a few remaining tickets available!"
This is the "grabber" I intend to slap on the cover of my new brochure.
Then you’ll open the full-color catalog of Crump’s Last-Chance Travel Agency to find "Come see Old Faithful Before It Gets the Shaft!" Later on the small print will explain that