by Freida Marie Crump
Greetin’s from the Ridge.
People magazine is absolutely tinklin’ down its leg with excitement.
This bastion of great American journalism has itself a scoop! "What Today’s Hottest Stars Do to Cut Loose This Summer!" This was nothin’ short of an epiphany for me to read this. No more sleepless nights, tossin’ and turnin’, my mind just riddled with worries that Sean Penn might not be havin’