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Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.

*The appearance of strange new TV programs featuring odd and unusual characters brings the industry closer to reflecting life in Washington.

*New U.S. Census statistics indicate a loss of population in states whose residents strongly favored Al Gore for president.

*Even if Mark McGwire isn’t up to speed, the least he could do is give his fellow Cardinals some needed advice on hitting the ball.

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