by Freida Marie Crump
Greetin’s from the Ridge.
There wasn’t nothin’ soft about this day.
"The clerk will read charges."
"Mrs. Freida Marie Crump of Rural Route One, Coonridge, is charged with attempting to bribe a police officer."
"Mrs. Crump, how to you plead?"
"Mrs. Crump, were you, on Tuesday last, stopped by Officer McDole of the State Police for an offense of driving at 64 miles per