by Freida Marie Crump
Dear George W. Bush, Nearly President, 7 a.m. Greetin’s from the Ridge. My name is Freida Marie Crump and I have waited about as long as seems reasonable to receive my invitation to your Inauguration. Perhaps you have held up my invite a bit, figurin’ that Herb would have to come with me. He don’t. Fact is, I’d rather he didn’t.
You’ve said that you want