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Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.

Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.

*As Al Gore has just learned, the problem with being vice president is there’s no on-the-job training for any skill except holding the boss’s coat.

*A Democratic sore-loser is anyone who sends his Republican neighbor a Christmas gift of a fruit cake decorated with “Go With Gore” campaign buttons.

*The first two appointments made by President-elect Bush are African Americans.

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