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Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.

Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.

*Americans knew they had achieved the status of Disinterested Citizen when they began realizing they no longer cared who won in Florida.

*The difference between an Invalid Chad and a Pregnant Chad appears to be much more precise than the one distinguishing false pregnancy and indigestion.

*Even if loyal Republicans barely kept control of Congress, they at least have the

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