Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
*In the event Democrats reject Al Gore or Republicans snub George W. Bush, there’s always Harry Potter.
*Between “Survivor” and “Big Brother,” contemporary life in America hovers somewhere between roasted rats and televised bathrooms. Welcome to the new millennium!
*Missouri’s major highways have gotten in such bad shape that the only possible solution seems to be to stop all out-of-state traffic at the border.