Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
*Public health officials urge Missourians to recognize the difference between the common cold and flu. With a cold, you think you may die -with the flu you’re afraid you won’t.
*Isn’t there at least one computer that will tell us whether the $500 billion spent to cure the Y2K bug was absolutely necessary?
*Numerous candidates who are quick to promise tax cuts during campaigns