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Missouriana list of quips.

by Jack Stapleton, Jr.

*The Ashcroft-Carnahan race for U.S. Senate has descended to such a low point that both sides are now arguing over whether they agreed not to argue.

*To handle the Rams’ Super Bowl playoffs, additional tax funds must be spent on the St. Louis domed stadium. This is known as losing when you win.

*An American is someone who no longer finds it

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