Missouriana list of quips.
by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
*The Ashcroft-Carnahan race for U.S. Senate has descended to such a low point that both sides are now arguing over whether they agreed not to argue.
*To handle the Rams’ Super Bowl playoffs, additional tax funds must be spent on the St. Louis domed stadium. This is known as losing when you win.
*An American is someone who no longer finds it