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Missouriana

Stapelton’s quips and quirks about the Show Me State

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by Jack Stapleton, Jr.

*If you’re a Missourian living near the New Madrid earthquake fault who doesn’t believe it can happen here, then you share the once-held view of residents of Turkey and Taiwan.

*A cynic is someone who believes the flood scenes being shown on TV of high water in North Carolina are really old shots of Missouri’s 1993

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