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Jack Stapleton’s quips on ourselves

* The only way the St. Louis Cardinals can get a winning season is to offer to name a stretch of highway after any pitcher who can win five games.

* The best way to avoid a prison term for vehicular manslaughter is to hire the best lawyer in town or play professional football.

* The popularity of George W. Bush only makes it clear

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